Gooosh it's been a long time since I've been on here! Yikes! Mommy said that whole thing about blogger not working, ha that's code for "Mommy be lazy like, not want to blog". Sheesh. Well I have a lot to catch you up on. I have been INCREDIBLY busy lately, seriously. Well here it goes:
We went to Disney World and my parents were good and responsible.
Christmas happened. "Yo Layla I specifically said do NOT wear your reindeer shirt today." Women never listen!
And then Layla had the guts to complain about the present I bought her. "I said the pink one, not the purple one." Ugh.
Luckily I had the eye on the prize and was the Christmas master.
Layla always gets those cool monthly pictures taken of her. I decided it was my turn. Here is my 32 month photo shoot. This one is going on the wall for sure.
Layla got mad, something about stealing her thunder (thighs, probably!) and stuck her pacifier where the sun don't shine
We're going to need a doctor. Stat!
Trains only work right if you stare right into their eyes
Ok Papa, here it comes. Stare like this.
If you had any idea what was on the other side of that tree you would not let me on it.
Then New Years happened. Layla and her boyfriend started fighting (per usual).
"He said my pants were too tight and my diaper was looking a little heavy." Wahh.
Seriously the bachelor life is just the way to go. Girls are sooo dramatic!
I have also started working on a photography business. I got a lot of compliments on my past pictures. This one is called "Wide eyed self portrait".
This one is called "The TV is on but I am too cool to look at it."
This one is called "Milk Cup, It Sitteth on the Couch"
This one is called "Chubby Thighs in a Swimsuit" Ok I have to admit even my photography skills can make her look good.
Teddy even let me do some portraits of him. Mrs. Teddy is going to love this one!
Then we went to a career fair to see what I would like to major in for preschool.
I walked in and saw this. "Oh crap she multiplied!" Even she couldn't believe it.
First we went to try out the news desk. If Aunt Cat likes doing this so much it must be fun!
Mommy and Layla were horrible. Seriously horrible. Who would want to watch a baby in a stroller?
Daddy and I rocked it out. We'll say maybe on this one.
I tried out the construction business. That's also a maybe. I make the uniform look good at least.
Tried the whole firefighter route. That's a no.
Tried driving a bus. Too many weirdos.
Then they had me try the ambulance worker route. "Oh boy, dead babies everywhere!" That's not a no, that's a hell no!
And then the pilot route. Ehh that's a maybe as well (chicks dig it, obviously).
So as you can see I have been very busy and probably will stay that way in the future. God Bless!