Sunday, July 31, 2011

My little boy, he's growing up

I don't know if you've heard..but Brady is growing up. I can't believe that he's 15 months old, starting to talk a lot (even if it is lots of gibberish!) and now doing more and more big boy things. He certainly has lots of personality (as you can tell by his blogs) and loves to make us laugh. I took a mini little photo session of him one night while Brian was flying. Still can't believe how big he is! Here are some pictures of my big boy doing the things he does best.












While we were in Minnesota he also had his first haircut!


He thought the bubbles were the best!





He did so well, I was amazed! :)


Big boy!


He even got a prize after!


Brady at the splash pad near our house


He just liked running around!


He LOVES grocery shopping like this!


He plays at the park now like a big boy too. He loves sliding too all by himself!


Being silly with daddy at the park.



His new big boy chair.



Brady is so funny, when he hears music he instantly starts dancing. He also spins and spins until he falls down! Brian looks like a pageant dad too! :)



We're really into Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star as you can see!

Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Things I Learned in Minnesota

Yep folks, as you already read in Mom's blog (yes, this is our 4th blog of the day) we made a trip to Minnesota yet again. Here is what I learned while I was there:



1. It's very important to eat when you drink



2. Running with scissors in your hand is dangerous, but it's very important to run with a cell phone in your pants, especially when you're as in demand as I am.


3. Sometimes when you're told you're like your Uncle Danny it's a compliment...

other times not. (Thanks a lot, jerk!)


4. Hawaiian shirts are a must have in any man's wardrobe.


5. Watermelon is awesome. Just pure awesome.


6. When 3 guys get together with Lego Duplos, you can create great things.





7. Sometimes your family will embarrass you. Thanks dad, thanks.


8. Looking for hot girls in people's windows is a great 4th of July activity.


9. Stealing your uncle's girlfriend is easy (well I guess easy because of the way I look).



10. When daddy says we're going to the carnival for you, he really means himself.


11. You fit in better if you show your belly while playing carnival games.



12. Fishing is pretty awesome.....


you get a ball!



13. Sometimes you end up the butt of everyone's joke...please, like I need a kiss me sign to get kisses?


14. There's no better drinking partner than your Grandpa. Cheers, grandpa!


15. My parents want me to puke....


and they love rides.


16. Trains in real life are not like Thomas the train at all


17. And my parents can't tell when I'm having a good time


18. Riding mini trucks is considered fun?



No really, these people don't get it


I don't find this fun.






19. There are stores in this giant mall dedicated only to cheese...me likey!


20. Just because it's Toddler Tuesdays at the Mall of America, that doesn't mean toddlers get to rule the mall. (It would be so much better though.)








21. Minnehaha Park is scary....


it looks fun at first.....

but it's scary!


No way in hell am I going to practice swimming there!


22. They have odd lifeguards in Minnesota




Here's my ride..a little much for a 14 month old, don't you think?



Yeah, another ride. Gotta love my life!

Peace!

The Real Brady of Papillion

Don't worry everyone, I'm still here! Mom changed the password on the computer, but I figured it out. Brady is awesome is not a secure password Mom, geez! So Dad's been home for awhile now and that's been cool. Here's what we've been up to and the recent ways I've been tortured.



Dad tried to drown me...



Thank God I'm a good swimmer! I mean can you believe these people?



Then he was like just jump in Brady, I'll catch you...I swear..I only did it cuz there were hot babes watching.




Best part of Dad coming home...




Welcome home cake!! Yesss!!



Dad taught me to throw a ball



And how to be caught in the air..(shh, don't tell anyone but I'm pretty happy he's home).



Then we went out to catch babes at the park. Dad whispered to me.."shh Brady, don't tell anyone but while I was in the desert I picked up a few magic tricks"....




"I learned to make water go up and down...




and to make myself disappear. I will show you more later son, later." (My dad is soo cool!)



Then we went to the zoo!



These jerks were talking lots of smack to me and the monkey on my shirt.



Then these nerds came up to us with a dead skin of a bear. "Hey guys, wanna pet my bear and learn some cool facts about bears?" Umm no dude, why don't you just go hang out in your basement and watch the discovery channel while chatting online about bear skins, you weirdo!!



Peacocks are awesome!!!! I think that Grandma and Grandpa Hiscock should change their last name to Peacock...think about it guys.



Then Dad made me ride a dragon. Cool guys, yeah, real cool. Dad whispered to me, "Brady, if you ride on this dragon I will introduce you to a fat goat."




And he did. And she was fat, wowza!



"Hey, what's wrong with your friend? Why she's so huge? Did she eat one of your friends? Are you gonna look like her too? Man, I bet she poops big!"



Dad made me pet one to apologize.





Then we went to the aquarium



and my responsible dad almost let me touch a puffer fish.



but he let me eat a Happy Meal so that I wouldn't tell mom.




"Raise your hands in the air if you poop in your pants." Umm I know that there are some liars in this crowd...Judah.....Luke....Dad!





Yeah my parents slip and slide. Yeah, I should call child services for immature parents, I know.






Rascal and I are getting along great, thanks for asking.



Then one day Dad said, "Dear son, I want to pass along those magical powers to you." I thought it was weird so I tried to run away.



All of a sudden I turned into a statue at a waterpark.



And there were crazy butterflies that you could slide down.



And hot babes everywhere....Dad, I like your magical powers!





Yeah, my responsible parents brought a 14 month, let me repeat a 1 YEAR OLD on a waterslide. I know, I know, send your hate mail to them, not me!





Yeah Dad, it's cool to slip and slide....it's real cool.









Don't hate, kissing your mom is cool!





How gangsters ride carousels. Yeah!

 
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