Sunday, October 28, 2012

It's That Time of the Year Again...

Well folks, it's that time of the year again. Time for everyone to pretend to be something they're not, beg for free candy, and pretend that it's normal.  Mommy got a jump start on Halloween this year and we've been to 3 trick-or-treat events so far.  And Halloween is still 3 days away. Pretty sure she just wants lots of candy. This year I am a farmer.  Couldn't tell you what a farmer is but I'm guessing they're just people that look good?

Layla was a Little Red Riding Hood.  Couldn't tell you what that is either.  She told me she was going instead as gangsta red from the hood

She told me to say tee hee hee (sisters are dumb).

Now let me tell you a little story about my times as a farmer. Crops were bad, the women were ugly, and the candy was sweet as sin.

Whoo eee it's tough work being a farmer.

Mommy made us take a picture together

"Ok Layla, now let me tell you the reasons why you shouldn't be wearing that costume. 1. Red is not your color.  2. Tights don't look good on girls with chubby legs. 3. You are showing wayy to much cleavage.  Must I go on?"

Needless to say she was not happy with me.

Then the real fun started...trick or treating! Our first event was the local high school's Halloween night.

Oohh cool what are you? A high school girl/elephant lady?  That's cool, I'm into that. Ooohh candy!

All that candy and all that hard work deserved a beverage.

You think I'm going to share my beverage with you? You cried and I got in trouble. Heck no!

Grin and bear it.

Check out my loot! Not too shabby, not too shabby.

The next day we had another event: YMCA trick or treating. Layla dressed as a brown-noser.

Ooohh what's wrong? Can't handle the truth?

Oooh boy here we go again.

Can we just take a moment mom? Just give us some room please. Sheesh.

By the way I am a pilot.

Yo uh can anyone tell me where a strapping young pilot could get some candy yo?

What? Pilots color!

And then we stumbled upon this fancy dance class.

I've seen my daddy dance. Pretty sure pilots dance.

Get it, get it

And then you clap your hands

Just working on some pilot tumbling. Practice for my time in the jet, duh.

Grandma took me trick or treating for the next event: Shadowlake Halloween Hoopla.  Grandma kept saying, "Oh this is going to be fun, so so fun!" 
They had me roll around in manure for this costume.

Uhhh Gramma we need to get out of here!!!



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