Hi. It's me, Brady.
Hold on a sec. "Hello? You again? Ok. Mmmhhmmm. Yep. Ok. Sure. Yep. Ok. Bye bye."
"Hey secretary, put me down for a 1:00 appointment at Toys R Us. Then a 3:00 at Jones Brothers Cupcakes shop. And then a 5:00 date with what's her name. And then a bath at 8:00. Thanks."
Never mind move that bath to 4:00.
OK where was I?
So we went to this large, large building.
Daddy was scared that this place wasn't really a museum but a place the goverment does testing on humans.
I told him he was silly. We just needed to sit in this movie theater and watch the movie.
We couldn't shut our eyes.
And then before I knew it a robot was grabbing Dad.
I had to use this claw machine thing to save him.
Then we were surrounded by a bunch of planes?
"Mommy, Layla, where are you?"
Ahhh Layla watch out!!!
Uhhhh Mom. Anyone else hear a ticking noise??
We need to get the H away from this place!
Then I found Layla over here. I asked what she was doing and she said she was listening to a cool pilot DJ.
I knew at this point I needed to do something to save my family. I found this contraption. I wished as hard as I could...
The next thing I knew we were back at home and we were singing happy birthday. I knew this couldn't be right....we celebrated her birthday a month ago...
I was afraid. There were way too many candles. I thought for sure the house was going to burn down. She can't possibly be that old.
Layla and Daddy ate the entire cake.
I don't know why weird things keep happening to me. I almost wonder if I should get a show on TLC. Daddy says we shall never speak of that day again.