A Day in the Life

I get tons of fan mail saying, "Hey Brady, what's a normal day for you like?" And, "What does a good looking dude like you do all day?" So when the people beg, I answer. Here is a typical day for a dude named Brady:

5:30 am: wake up my mother. The earlier, the better.

6 am: Tribal call to the neighborhood. Papillion! Brady is awake.


6:15 am: Breakfast.





7 am: Feed and bathe my rubber duckies while my mom tells me the "right way" to do it. Ugh.

8 am: Watch Sesame Street with mom while Rascal creeps on us.

Gah, he's so jealous of my life.

9 am: Have my servants pull me around in my wagon.

10 am: Put in some time at the construction zone (my new job)

11 am: Put in some time at the fire station (my old job)

Noon: Pick up chicks. Not in a creepy way, I just use the pick up lines I learned at the station.

12:30: Lunch

1:00: Go grocery shopping for the family and steal samples from the sample ladies. It's so easy.

1:30: Do yardwork, usually weeding or moving rocks.

2:00-2:15: Nap

3:00: Play baseball/tan (Can't get tan lines!)

3:30 Dance. Dance. And dance some more. (See first video).

4:00: Read books, (see video below).

5:00: Practice being a gangster

6:00: Patrol the yard looking for bad guys, monkeys, and bananas.

6:05: Eat dinner

7:00: Relax in my recliner until bedtime.

And people say that baby's lives are easy? Have you seen the schedule that I keep? And this day I didn't even have a playdate! Here are those videos I promised:

Dancing

Reading. PS Menards is awesome!

Thanks to all of my fans! XOXO -Brady