The Great Wolf Lodge

So one day Mom and Dad were like, "Hey Brady, lets go to the Great Wolf Lodge." So we jumped in the car and after 4 hours (thank you Missouri River) we were in Kansas City, Kansas at the Great Wolf Lodge. Here are the pictures of my trip:

Yay we're here! Was that all?

My parents said no, no Brady, it is just beginning.




This is one of the oddest hotels I've seen in a long time.

Checking out the room...very nice, very nice. I like that there's a wall dividing the room so that I can have my privacy.

My balcony where I could watch the chicks sunbathe. I'm liking this place already!!

HOLY CRAP!! Water everywhere!!

I was worried that the pipes had burst in this wolfy hotel, but my parents assured me that this was planned, this was a waterpark.

I know what you're thinking....Brady in a waterpark...tons of girls in their swimsuits...Brady's going to be busy.......but no, this weekend was about my family. (Cue the awwwhhh).

All of those that speak Brady, off to the waterslide!

Ok forget it, there are just too many cute girls and I look too good to not be hitting on them! I spent time in the car with my parents, that's enough quality time, right?

There's this big bucket that dumps tons of water on you.....

and if these little punks can do it...

....so can I!

Kansas City bbq....

(cue my deep voice) ohhh yeahhh.

The clock tower came to life at 8 pm. Kinda creepy.

And then a lady came out and read a story. Dad whispered into my ear, "If you think this is fun, just wait till the wolf comes out."

Dad was so excited he almost peed himself. This is the weirdest place ever. EVER!

Then we met some real wolves. This guy was cool, his name was Dwight.

So, he may have bit me, it's ok, I'm tough.

Then we had to walk through Fairy Land to get back to our room. Dad was in heaven. (I think we came here for him.)

After all the excitement I went back to my room, brushed my teeth, prayed for all of the wolves....

and passed out. (It was a hard day, ok?)

The next morning I was up bright and early to complete my "Brady find a woman mission". I had all my special tricks in my backpack, cup with straws for 2, pictures of my dog, yogurt bites, you know things for ladies of all ages.

Lazy river was activity 1 of the day (as I have demonstrated with my finger).

Then we went to the outdoor pool to shoot some hoops.

Cool dad, real cool.

Summary of the Great Wolf Lodge:

1. Wolves are cool

2. Chicks are only interested in those who are tall enough for the big waterslides.

3. Vacations for Brady are really my parent's code for let's go someplace we really like and pretend it's for Brady.

"Til next time folks!!