Brady's Colorado Trip

So, one night, well last Wednesday night to be precise, mommy stuffed me full of spaghetti. I was like why such a fancy meal?

Then Daddy said we're going to Colorado, that's why!! Let's give spaghetti kisses!

And then I said, ok well since I am the best looking in the family, I will drive us to Colorado with my new car.


All aboard the Brady train, bound for Colorado!

Well, they said I had too much spaghetti and I couldn't drive so we got in the car and off we were to Colorado! However, I woke up in a strange place. Mom said we were in Ogallala, Nebraska. I thought it smelled like urine and I thought it would be best if I didn't go to sleep in case any creepy people came to get us. Mom and Dad weren't real thrilled. After a crisp 3 hours of sleep, we hauled back in the car and drove to Colorado. I slept.

Umm this is Colorado? We had to travel 8 hours to go shopping and then see a rock? Cool guys, real cool.

Then we went to Daddy's old school. I went to Mommy's school, so we thought it was only fair to see Daddy's too. And what did I think, you ask? Umm yeah it was ok. Not the greatest for scoping out chicks, which is high on my list of priorities, but yeah there were lots of rocks and snow, so cool school Dad!

Yeah it was bitterly cold out. Good thing I can pull off looking good in the cold too, no matter the elements or location.

I think the altitude got to me a little.....

So, I don't want to be a poor sport or anything, but I think that Rascal was trying to steal my thunder this weekend. I know you've been on so many vacations with Mom and Dad Rascal, but really? You have to steal Dad away every time I fall asleep, really?

See what I mean? He thinks he's so cool in that vest.

Hey everyone, look at me! I can sit on a rock too!

Then Mom made us sit on a rock together. Awkward!

Then Rascal told me he wished that I had just stayed asleep in the car. I was shocked. And hurt.

But I told on him, and he had to stay in the car so I could hang out with Daddy all by myself!

Help! I've fallen off a rock and I can't get up!

Ha! Gotcha! I didn't really fall, and I still look good. Hey ladies, want me to go on a hike with you and I can tell you all about rocks and stuff.

Then we decided to go hiking and I was pissed that Rascal came too!

Umm he swore at me and he still gets to go hiking? Nevermind the fact that he looks great while hiking, he has caused a rift in our friendship and our brotherhood!

What is that Rascal, an apology? I just don't think I can hear it right now.

Yeah read the shirt, still living at home and I am very upset about that!

There Rascal goes again, taking pictures at the Academy with Dad while I'm asleep. Guess what Rascal, you will never go to the Academy! You're too short, too hairy, and your breath smells way too bad. Take that!!


Then we went to the best place ever!!! It was called Little Monkey Bizness, and yeah it was the bomb! Babe central!!!

Hiiii, my name is Brady. Be my friend?

It was so cool. I got the climb all around and I think I may have found a Valentine. Or 2.

She may or may not have bit half my tongue off.

So then I climbed the wall.

And looked good sliding down the slide.

My Monkey Bizness mug shot. Great place! Best part, Rascal wasn't allowed in!

Enjoying a nice bottle after my workout.

Then we drove up a mountain. I fell asleep, and Dad and Rascal got to enjoy the top of Lookout Mountain without me.

Conclusions of my trip:

1. Colorado is just a bunch of rocks, some are red, and some have snow on them. That is it.

2. Rascal and I do not travel well together. Our relationship is TBC (to be continued..)

3. It isn't any harder to poop at 7,000 feet above sea level

4. Monkey Bizness is the real hidden treasure of Colorado

THE END!!